Tote bags for men

Posted on Jan 11, 2024

It’s been years since I started using cotton tote bags to carry my groceries and generic stuff; I split my weekly groceries and stuff shopping among more than 3 and less than 10 markets; every now and then I carry other stuff; I need bags. I’m writing this to demonstrate that using tote bags is an enormous display of masculinity.

  1. It has literally taken me years of multiple weekly use to destroy my tote bags below usability.
  2. I just plop cotton tote bags in the laundry machine with all the other stuff; I also quickly iron them to keep them in shape, especially the handles.
  3. It is possible to find tote bags we can trust not to break under heavy load.
  4. It is possible to find tote bags that are more capable that the alternatives: how many non–reusable bags do you need to match the capacity of two reusable tote bags?
  5. When I mindlessly throw them in the back seat of the car: cotton tote bags have superior performance than plastic, compostable and paper bags.
  6. Overfilled cotton tote bags fit the metal basket at the back of my bicycle; just remember to knot the handles.
  7. You show that you do not give a shit if there is 1 man in a 100 that uses tote bags when you are in line at market’s checkout; not giving a shit is the hallmark of true men.

There is the matter of caring about the environment; there is uncertainty about what is best; hopefully, in some future, full recycling of fabric will be possible.